Infinite Monkeys

We offer Infinity

Our services

 

e-Monkey has always been a subscriber to the "Infinite Monkey" theories.

We believe that your solution (we don't even need to know what it is), is as close as "Infinity"

That thing you need

 

You know you need to do this, but either not sure what it is, how to do it, or just don't care. We'll get it done, infinitely better, in infinitely more time.

Solutions

 

I'm not sure "solutions" can ever really be defined. So, just stop trying. We can tell you what your "solution" is if you need something to write on some paper.

Documentation

 

Everyone hates to document things, so we deliver full documention before the job is complete (and if you've been following, that's slightly before infinity).

Prices

 

While we have very competetive pricing, we believe you would rather pay more than you want to. Therefore, since eventually we will be delivering everything that's even possibly, maybe you should go buy one of those dollar bill throwers.

Basic

5$ per unit

Geez, at $5 per unit, what do you expect from us.

Reminder, a standard job is of infinite length, so infinite units

Zzzzzz,

Man, thinking is hard

Normal

10$ per unit

Normal, or double-basic, is twice as

good

I'm tired of typing, where are those damn monkeys?

Expert

22$ per unit

Does $22 sound arbitrary? It is. But at least it's not $10

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